- Band member: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
- Me: what.
- Band member: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
- Me:
- Band Member:
- Me:
- Band Member:
- Me:
- Band Member: Hey...are you breathing?
When I see a picture of a band member
- Me: oh sweet lord you're kidding me right I hate myself mORE AFTER SEEING THIS PICTURE LIKE SWEET FUCKING JESUS HOW CAN YOU BECOME THAT MUCH MORE ADORABLE IN LIKE 0.000832 SECONDS i fuckING HAT EYOU oh god, buddha, allah and all the the gods in high heaven thanks for blessing this earth with this perfect human being you've made me and other girls everywhere very happy and my oh my how could you create such a perfect being? Oh praise the womb that carried you for nine months incubating this perfect soul praise their parents for raising such a great person god bless you oh god and just love me can't you see that I'd treat you like the angel you are
the amount of times i’ve had to say “band reference” when questioned about what i just muttered under my breath is ridiculous
- me: this is my favourite band, they are all gay
- others: are you sure?
- me: gay
- others: but they have girlf-
- me: gay
- others: but-
- me: gay
- my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
- husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
- josh franceschi: drink up, so you can convince yourself that I'm cute.
- me: LET ME LICK YOUR FACE
- josh franceschi: what?..
- me: I said your lyrics are ace!
- friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
- me: do you think so
- me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
- me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
- me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
- me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
- friend: what
- me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
- Josh Franceschi: Wait, where you say you've been
- Who you been with
- Where you say you're going
- Who you going with
- Keep me on my toes, Keep me in the know
- Me: Mom?
- person: yeah i like that ba-
- me: name 5 of their songs.
- me: i bet you can't do it.
- me: where are they from?
- me: they're all mine. gtfo.
- me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
- me: *pulls off shirt*
- me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
